He was too into himself and his activities. The little toe did not like to talking to another toe that much.A breakfast table with a jug of milk on it is a fascinating thing.The new shoes are toe-tally toe-riffic.If there was a documentary on weird toes all around the world, we could call the show ‘The Toe-Files’.The baby lost the toe-sucking competition, he tasted defeat and nothing else.The easiest way to look at your toe is to look at a photoe.Whenever I pass on her favorite snack, I say, “Take our burrrr-i-toe!” My sister loves to show off her big toe skills by using it to pick up things whilst sitting in one place.When I told this to my father, he asked, “Why are they paying for your big toe?” and we couldn’t stop laughing! My insurance company paid for my Range Rover to be towed.When I asked her why she said she was trying ‘keytoe’ diet. My mother locked the refrigerator and kept the key hooked on her toe.My friend said he could make some of the best toe jokes I looked at him and said they were toe-tally bad.Welp I think I am just toe-ing you around now so I will make my way out.

The best way to keep yourself alert at all times is to join ballet because it is the only sport that keeps you on your toes throughout.

Whenever he comes home, my mother says, “Your friend Roberto is home for dinner.”

My father has a friend from Spain with a rubber toe.

My younger sister thought her TGIF shoes were an instruction manual that told her that the Toes Get In First.

Being an elder brother, I feel like I am always toe-ing my younger brother around.

Here are the best toe puns! They are guaranteed to make you smile.

Tic-tac-my-toes